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University of Malta 

University of Malta is the top educational institution in malta. MCAST (which is the cheap alternative where one can enter with only 2 or 3 O-levels) is nothing compared to the University of Malta, where 2 A-levels and 3 Intermediates are required. In UOM, the important things are learnt, especially for engineering, where students are actually thought how to be a real engineer, not just how to weld 2 pieces of metal together or fix cars.
UOM student: "Hi, you came for an interview, right?"
MCAST student: "Yes, ai come for intervjuwn"
UOM student: "What qualifications do you have?"
MCAST student: "Ai have 3 O-levels, and a diploma in car fixing"
UOM student: "Ok, thank you, that is enough for today. How would you like to recycle this for me?"
MCAST student: "Orrajt, no problem"
UOM student: *Hands MCAST student's CV* "Thank you, I only accept real engineers from the university of malta"
University of Malta by UOMguy January 20, 2010
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012