to not totally consider any and or all outcomes of any given situation...basically being a fucking jackass regarding the most minute problems
probably shouldnt have shat on that hookers face,i completely underthunk her slutty needs
urge "im gonna drop a nuke this game baby"
baby" thats so hot baby"
urge "im at 23 kills"
baby "you fucking rule you fat fuck"
urge "fuck me,i dont have a nuke on,i so underthunk how good i was gonna play this game"
The type of drunk you get when knowing neither you or your friendswill be driving that night. This usually is accompanied by a heavy pregame to justify why you can't drive to the bar in the first place.
Person 1: "Hey man, our Uber is only 4 minutes away"
Person 2: "I better pound this beer and see how many shots I can get in because it's going to be an UberDrunk night!"
The nasty, sweaty, greasy amalgam that forms in a males' taint and grundle region. Akin to a cheesy smegma. The aromas can be quite breathtaking. Typically induced from heat and general uncleanliness.
I went down to suck his cock but the smell of his undergrunge was like a ripe Stilton. I had to hold my breath and not breath.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."