The type of drunk you get when knowing neither you or your friends will be driving that night. This usually is accompanied by a heavy pregame to justify why you can't drive to the bar in the first place.
Person 1: "Hey man, our Uber is only 4 minutes away"
Person 2: "I better pound this beer and see how many shots I can get in because it's going to be an UberDrunk night!"
Person 2: "I better pound this beer and see how many shots I can get in because it's going to be an UberDrunk night!"
by Schaffenator40 October 26, 2015
As Beth went up to spike the volleyball, a sudden instance of spontanudity took over and everyone got a glance at those sweet ass cans. It was awesome.
Tits.
Tits.
by Schaffenator40 September 18, 2018