unconditional surrender
unconditional surrender by Jonny Midnight May 6, 2018
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Unconditional Surrender
I accept your unconditional surrender! You can stop by my house tonight to bring me my money and give me the credit at your discretion.
Hym "I accept your unconditional surrender. You were a fool to let your children die to try and make yourself feel like you could tell me what to do. They died entirely because of you. It is entirely your fault. You and the media pundits that participated in the cover up. You should have ignored the retard and the charlatan. You have made yourselves and your country look stupid and no amount of Hilterian lie vomiting is going to change that. You have 24 hours to bring me my money and a doctor. You can give me the credit at your leisure or discretion."
Unconditional Surrender by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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