Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

Uncle touch by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019

Uncle’s Touch 

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

Uncle’s Touch by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Uncle Bad Touch 

Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.

Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.

Uncle Bad Touch by Misha Pilsudski December 27, 2010

Uncle Bad Touch 

A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.

"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"

Uncle Bad Touch by UncleBadTouch April 30, 2006

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch 

Creepy person that appears to be a child moletster.

While I was watching the debates I realized that John McCain lurked around the stage like your creepy uncle bad touch.

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch by Wannawatcho February 20, 2009

uncle bad touch 

A creepy tree farmer who thinks he is a doctor and advertises free rectal exams out of his van

I just got back from my rectal exam with your uncle bad touch

uncle bad touch by camping buddy June 1, 2017

My uncle touched my weewee 

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

My uncle touched my weewee by BionicNoob November 7, 2019