uncle cousin

person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings

My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.

by phillybuzz215 September 29, 2015

Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.

ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.

by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022

father, uncle, cousin Kate

A nice way of saying FUCK in polite company.

Oh father, uncle, cousin Kate! There's no one to drive me home, and the bus drivers are on strike!

by pentozali February 20, 2011

cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male first cousin.

My great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent’s male half-first cousin.

My half-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019