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umphaun

a lose saggy vagina, probably fucked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Stacy has an umphaun.
AHHH im bein eatin by a hairy umphaun.
by james22222222222222222222 August 27, 2008
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Umphanooget

A word that’s used in situations where no other word could describe a situation. Nobody knows the actual definition of the word.
1. He’s gonna fuck this guy up, umphanooget style.

2. Person A: “Hi mate, any chance you could stop staring at my todger?”

Person B: “Umphanooget”

3. Hey Jamal! Could you tell your Mum that she’s got an umphanooget badussy
by Daniel Wee Wee Flannigan October 28, 2023
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