Definitions by james22222222222222222222

umphaun

a lose saggy vagina, probably fucked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Stacy has an umphaun.
AHHH im bein eatin by a hairy umphaun.

umphaun by james22222222222222222222 August 27, 2008