by The Umpa Lumpa Club of Great Britain March 7, 2006
Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.
“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swinger’ routine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”
by Mucho Mahs October 14, 2005
Short or very small
Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George.
Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.
Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo
Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.
Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.
Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo
Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.
by Pollymore August 3, 2009
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"
by Steve Uknow February 28, 2011
by Comtula January 17, 2010
Umpa lumpas are little midgets off willie and the wonka factory and they make their own porn! and adele loves watching it, it turns her on. She well dirty
by your mothers fuck buddy April 26, 2006