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umbrellacide
The real or imagined fear of being speared by a wayward umbrella while enjoying an afternoon at the beach.
Without Frank's quick reflexes, the entire beach party was in serious risk of injury due to the wildly errant beach umbrella. "Thanks Frank, umbrellacide is an unfortunate way to go," his friends applauded.
umbrellacide by ilovesaturdays July 27, 2010
Umbrellatidus
A nasty, skin inflammatory infection caused by multiple stimuloses commonly found in ink pens. The rashes, and irritation that follow can be devastating. One knows when they are infected by this when red and grey bumps surface to the epidermis (outer layer of skin), and inflammation and proposterous itching begin to occur. There is no known cure for unmrellatidus.
Dude, have you seen Joe's skin? Its the nastiest thing in the world! I think he might have umbrellatidus from those stupid markers he has been playing with.
Umbrellatidus by Alexander Demidov January 16, 2009
Umbrellacide
Umbrellacide by shapple November 12, 2024
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026