umbrella kid 

Nice way to say tardy

You umbrella kid.

umbrella kid by Supsighted September 25, 2020

umbrella kid 

Nice way to say tardy

You are an umbrella kid

umbrella kid by Supsighted September 25, 2020

umbrellacide

The real or imagined fear of being speared by a wayward umbrella while enjoying an afternoon at the beach.

Without Frank's quick reflexes, the entire beach party was in serious risk of injury due to the wildly errant beach umbrella. "Thanks Frank, umbrellacide is an unfortunate way to go," his friends applauded.

umbrellacide by ilovesaturdays July 27, 2010

Umbrellatidus 

A nasty, skin inflammatory infection caused by multiple stimuloses commonly found in ink pens. The rashes, and irritation that follow can be devastating. One knows when they are infected by this when red and grey bumps surface to the epidermis (outer layer of skin), and inflammation and proposterous itching begin to occur. There is no known cure for unmrellatidus.

Dude, have you seen Joe's skin? Its the nastiest thing in the world! I think he might have umbrellatidus from those stupid markers he has been playing with.

Umbrellatidus by Alexander Demidov January 16, 2009

Umbrellacide

Umbrellacide is the act of committing suicide or self-harm with the use of an umbrella.

Leonard committed Umbrellacide

Umbrellacide by shapple November 12, 2024