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Ultrablumpkin 

When one person receives oral sex from two or more people while dropping a deuce. Supposedly pleasurable, however it is extremely difficult to achieve release from both ends at the same time.
Lucy and Ethel gave Fred an ultrablumpkin for his birthday, while listening to the radio.
Ultrablumpkin by TheMishkin June 11, 2006

Ultracuntlet 

Someone whose levels of douchebaggery leave the simple asshole spectrum and transcend beyond human perception.
You're glowing ultracuntlet right now.

You are a ray of ultracuntlet.

If you were a colour, you'd be Ultracuntlet.
Ultracuntlet by Izunundara April 25, 2014

ultrablingride 

A large, multi-purpose vehicle which satisfies the ultimate bling standards while providing the owner with meager creature comforts such as hot tub, Xbox, DVD screens and the obligatory 36" silver rims.
"Man look at Jeff's new car!"
"Wow he went all out on that ultrablingride this time!!"

ultrabutt 

(noun) It is not just your regular butt, but an astonishing ULTRAbutt! It takes every feature of a butt and makes it as extreme as possible to complete an ultrabutt.
Your puny butt is nothing compared to my ultrabutt!
ultrabutt by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

Ultramount 

Ultramount = Ultra-Amount, as in an amount of things so ultra, that it could not even exist in this universe because there would be just too many of these things.
Mom just baked us an ultramount of cookies! Hooray!

Ultrabluelow 

When your friend is so terrible at a game he is forced to play in a "special" queue consisting of retards, autists, helmet wearers, and women.
Duuudeeee im literally stuck in ultrabluelow....
Ultrabluelow by KingOfTheRift91 December 13, 2023