ulixis 

The name of the most attractive man to walk the planet earth. Ulixis is ripped and most typically referred to as a Spanish God. Definitely has a huge slong and is chiseled.

Megan: Oh wow look at Ulixis he is sooo sexy.

Lena: Yeah I heard he carries a massive slammer in his pants too.

Megan: I want him to be my boyfriend so bad.

Caroline: Omg so does everyone else.

ulixis by Hottestgirlontheblock21 January 15, 2020

Ulixes 

Although originating from the epithet "to be full of hatred" from the Greek language, many edge lords use the title to appear edgy and badass when in reality they have not showered in six days, can not grow a beard, and are practically a nonfunctioning asset to society with no bitches.

Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that smell?

Guy 2: Ugh, Ulixes just slithered in and is sticking up the place with his unwashed asshole.

Guy 1: Why is he always so stinky?

Ulixes by bruhhhhh.look.in.the.mirror February 20, 2022

Ulixes 

Although originating from the epithet "to be full of hatred" from the Greek language, many edge lords use the title to appear edgy and badass when in reality they have not showered in six days, can not grow a beard, and are practically a nonfunctioning asset to society.

Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that smell?
Guy 2: Ugh, Ulixes just slithered in and is sticking up the place with his unwired asshole.

Guy 1: Why is he always so stinky?

Ulixes by bruhhhhh.look.in.the.mirror February 20, 2022

Ulixes 

Although originating from the epithet "to be full of hatred" from the Greek language, many edge lords use the title to appear edgy and badass when in reality they have not showered in six days, can not grow a beard, and are practically a nonfunctioning asset to society.

Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that smell?
Guy 2: Ugh, Ulixes just slithered in and is sticking up the place with his unwired asshole.

Guy 1: Why is he always so stinky?

Ulixes by bruhhhhh.look.in.the.mirror February 20, 2022