uglyware 

Uglyware is Software that is designed to look nice and feature full, but lacks almost all useful functionality.

Uglyware is usually software that has been updated, but the update has removed most of the software's functionality.

Like how google changed it's mobile map version 6 software to version 7 and actually removed totally necessary features just to make it look more like an Apple made program. Also the update had a total lack of intuitiveness... Like how they removed the option for zoom buttons on mobile maps (where it is needed) but not desktop maps(where it's not needed). And now you have to use gestures but the gestures make it impossible to follow the map while driving. Unless you like lobster clawing or two finger tapping down swipe then drag...to manipulate the map when you just wanted to scoot it over a bit and zoom in.

The first time I experienced Uglyware was when itunes updated and I no longer had an option to view my music in a grid ordered by artist and album. but now there was tiled view but it was as ugly as a windows 8 start menu..

Great they updated now i have uglyware because this shit is broken..but it looks prettier..

PLEASE GOOGLE FIX YOUR UGLYWARE!

uglyware by xlioilx4 August 5, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008