this is what you call it when girls (or really girly guys) are talking on the internet and try to express their obnoxiously exaggerated feelings for something by multiplying that feeling by a hugely ridiculous number
Sally: OH EM GEE! Billy, I love you x435237234583495598!
Billy: You're ugly so i dont care...and i don't appreciate your ubernumerexaggeration
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"