uber sensi 

Giving uber retarded advice non stop, ultra emotional and anti male advice........such as relationship advice which mainly chicks should be giving, or advice on what they believe is the best way to do everything, the only way the uber way. Getting mad when someone does not help them with a pointless unimportant project or activity, such as interior decorating or techno trans homosexual gay butt orgies. Consistently not acting like a dude, making people question his actions and preferences. Constant one upsman ship, non stop uber competitiveness, always striving to be better than everyone instead of just chilling and attempting to be cool. Listening to the Uber gayest version of music such as having your windows down blasting trans-progressive gets no poon and is not cool in any country, few exceptions may be made in Europe. Fair weather uber sports wanna be fan that has no idea about sports or anything relating to being a male. Stares at themselves more than anyone on earth and its beyond uber conceded and cocky, its uber sensi overbearing homosexual. The king of OVERBEARING in every aspect of life, especially with overthinking.

Awg gives more advice than Oprah, Maury, and Dr. Phil combined that is so uber sensi ish, all being done while lying in a completely homosexual manner on either a coach chair or bed.

uber sensi by Dman857 April 23, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007