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literal u-turn 

Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.
Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.
literal u-turn by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020
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Term used to describe a 180 degree turn.
"I saw a police officer at the end of the block, so i made a U-Turn."
U-Turn by Hikari-san June 15, 2007

McMicken U-Turn

Sexual act in which you perform oral sex on a woman, starting at the clitoris, then licking all the way down the labia majoras and making your way to the asshole, around and back to the clit.
Girl 1: so how was it last night?
Girl 2: oh my god, he did the McMicken U-turn to me! i can barely stand!
Girl 1: wow, im soo damp!
McMicken U-Turn by O.G. Bo Vice January 21, 2010

I'm better than U-turn

The act of committing an illegal U-turn whilst not giving a fuck.
Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.

Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.
To turn around 180 degrees. Usually in a car.
I just did a U -turn to evade the police
U -turn by mattoneill February 7, 2007

Chicano U-Turn 

Your driving and all of sudden you need to turn around, so you do so on the spot, whether you need to hold up traffic or not.
See example: Ah shit I forgot my wallet man make a chicano u-turn yeah.
Chicano U-Turn by vinayjs October 4, 2006

German U-Turn 

The act of shagging a male and /or female in the arse while in the missionary position. In some cases requiring a bent or large and slightly flacid penis, due to required bending.
Joseph: So what did you two get up to last night?
James: I was on top, then decided to flop out the German U-Turn . . . straight in the arse!!1 haha
Joseph: NICE!!!!