Phrase used to classify someone as "The Noob." May or may not be used as a compliment. May also be used in conjunction with the phrase "no u." Phrase can be used as a rebuttal statement towards someone as well.

Person 1: "lol i pwn"

Person 2: "u r the noob."

Person 1: "NO U R THE NOOB!"

u r the noob by Francis Numan October 20, 2009

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u r the noob

Used to point out when one has failed or is making choices that someone inexperienced with the activity would make.

John: Dude! I just accidentally deleted my entire college résumé!

Kevin: LOLOLOL. U R THE NOOB.

u r the noob by Roy Grey November 5, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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