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That one person that ate one of their chromosomes in the womb and has accended autism to a new level. Symptoms include using bad jokes/using old jokes over and over again, annoying people without doing enough to deserve to be hit, argues illogically, often needs assistance to achieve anything, and must have such a short memory span that even goldfish are offended.

Pronounced tie-laids
Person one : "I can't stand that person anymore, I honestly want to kill them to protect my brain cells from this torture."
Person two "My brain cells want me to die in general, guess that's what tylaids does to people."
tylaids by The darkest mandella April 21, 2018
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"Typaids" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to the consistent occurrence of spelling mistakes, particularly in text messages or other written communication. The term is often used to describe the frustration or annoyance experienced when someone keeps making mistakes while typing and repeatedly sends incorrect or misspelled messages.

Different to kladkanker that emphasizes the poor quality or unintelligibility of a piece of work or code.
Toen hij probeerde een belangrijk bericht naar zijn baas te sturen, werd hij getroffen door typaids en moest hij het bericht meerdere keren opnieuw sturen omdat er zoveel spelfouten in zaten.

Translation: When he tried to send an important message to his boss, he was struck by typaids and had to resend the message multiple times due to the numerous spelling mistakes in it.
Typaids by Jeroen207 April 4, 2023
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When someone types really bad and makes a lot of typo's, they have typaids.
hey how aye you?
lmao typaids

I have typaids
typaids by June747 June 25, 2020

Tylaisha 

Tylaisha is a kind caring person she we'll be there at all times for you. If you break her heart she will want revenge . She may be rude 😠 be she's still nice and caring
Girl 1: I don't like Tylaisha she's ugly

Girl2:Why she nice and friendly
Tylaisha by Yogirlkeke December 22, 2019
An syndrome that doesn’t allow you to type fast, because you make a lot of typing problems.
OMG OMG OMG, MY UNCLW IS MARRIWF WITH YOUR MOM.
*UNCLW AND MRRIED
*UNCLE AND MARRD
UGH I HATE TYPAIFS
*TYPAIDS
Typaids by ROBLOXOBBY123 August 5, 2018
To me Tylaisa means young beautiful goddess, intelligent, hard working, self loving person. A loyal female , that's real , and she speaks her mind , she's slim , and thick , niggas try to talk to her but she only wants real niggas. for a very beautiful, independent, african-american woman. Her name means "Divine". She is outgoing. she can and will love hard, but don't be shallow because she loves deep conversation’s . She is a strong woman who is going to succeed so don't try to block her path. Tylaisa enjoys working hard because she likes to play hard. She is a good friend who attracts people who want to be around her. She is also a good cook. Tylaisa is an compassionate, understanding person who is someone that when you meet your whole life changes for the better. She’s the type of person you could stay up late and talk for hours on end with and never run out of things to say. When you think of the name Tylaisa the biggest smile you could imagine immediately spreads across your face and you can’t stop it. She’s like a really great movie that you never want to end because being with her doesn’t feel like real life. Tylaisa the kinda of person that you want around in your life for a very, very long time.
Tylaisa makes me feel like I have whales swimming around in my stomach. Not butterflies. Whales.
tylaisa by shelovesarealone November 20, 2023
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