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That one person that ate one of their chromosomes in the womb and has accended autism to a new level. Symptoms include using bad jokes/using old jokes over and over again, annoying people without doing enough to deserve to be hit, argues illogically, often needs assistance to achieve anything, and must have such a short memory span that even goldfish are offended.

Pronounced tie-laids
Person one : "I can't stand that person anymore, I honestly want to kill them to protect my brain cells from this torture."
Person two "My brain cells want me to die in general, guess that's what tylaids does to people."
by The darkest mandella April 21, 2018
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