txomin
txomin by IronForce97 September 14, 2017
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Tomin is the name of a guy whose existence is a blessing. You'll never want to leave his side after you met him. Looking into his eyes will leave you lost and obsessed. His facial features are sharp and agonizing. He's not just a handsome gentleman on the outside but he is also a mysterious young man who has beautiful personality on the inside. Fight to break his walls, and you won't regret it at all. You'll never want to leave his secure arms and will always crave his presence. His voice is soothing and hearing him talk will make you smile instantly. He's sexy as f and amazing in bed. Gentle, romantic, passionate or rough....He'll give it to you in any way you want it. His kisses are like drug and you'll never want to take your lips off of him. Love him and he'll treat you like his princess and will give you the utmost respect. Just a day of getting to know him and you'll fall in love with him instantly. Friend or lover, if you find a Tomin in your life, keep him.
tomin by Dieyouthee <3 November 2, 2017
Tominitis
The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.
Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Tominitis by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010
auntie tomina
based off of uncle tom.
women who let men walk all over them/their kids. never stand up for themselves, but then later complain about it. allow themselves to become slaves to the men in their life. they consistently choose their man (husband or boyfriend) over everything, even their own kids.
women who let men walk all over them/their kids. never stand up for themselves, but then later complain about it. allow themselves to become slaves to the men in their life. they consistently choose their man (husband or boyfriend) over everything, even their own kids.
person 1: "my mom's new boyfriend is a piece of shit. I told her to kick him out, but she said that if I didn't like it I could move out!"
person 2: "what a fucking auntie tomina"
person 2: "what a fucking auntie tomina"
auntie tomina by Nothanksjustpublish August 18, 2019
adam tuominen
Adam Tuominen is most known for playing the part of "Hunter Bradley" in Power Rangers Ninja Storm.
He is extremely hot and good looking. So much so, that the boy who played "Alan Tracy" in the 2004 Thunderbirds movie is an Adam-Tuominen-Wannabe.
He is extremely hot and good looking. So much so, that the boy who played "Alan Tracy" in the 2004 Thunderbirds movie is an Adam-Tuominen-Wannabe.
adam tuominen by HarikenPata July 30, 2004
Tomino's Hell
A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
Tomino's Hell by Yopmail User July 26, 2022
brooke tominey
The most amazing person in the whole universe don’t get mixed up you will never meet anyone like her !
brooke tominey by Bet ya don’t know me January 20, 2018