Repeatedly and incessantly using salty language on Twitter, either by dint of a habit that one is not aware of or doing so intentionally as a means to some end.
Constant use of the same catchphrase (i.e. 'Shit on a biscuit') or discussion of the same topic ad infinitum can also be considered sign(s) of Twourette's.
Tom: Damn mang, 25 tweets in one night? You need help.
Mike: What can I say, I got really baked and thought I had a lot of insightful shit to say, I was straight twurtlin.
Tuur is an amazingguy, he just fixes everything. If you're lucky enough to meet a tuur problems will go away. Together with his mouse, he cooks a lot of delicious meals. He does this without a microwave, but in big bowls for bbqs. Sheesh. He also has curls.