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Two Towels 

Expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.

The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.

Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."
I can't believe Iron Maiden is performing tomorrow! I am going to need two towels!
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two towels 

wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.
Randy is a two towel he has big man tits
two towels by big mike November 14, 2003

Two towel lounge 

TwoTowelLounge The art of lounging on your couch/chair with two towels around you after a shower. Simply the best thing to do after a shower. Directions: 1. Have a shower 2. Get out of the shower 3. Take one towel wrap it around your waist. take another towel and throw it around your shoulders. 3. Grab a drink 4. Lounge on the couch/chair 5. Turn on the television 6. lounge for 15 minutes or more. The best way to relax after a shower.
#twotowellounge
Creater: @freemanb43 Promoter: @chadlyhabing
hey bro wanna two towel lounge?
Two towel lounge by chadhabing August 14, 2011

Two Towers 

Two towers just moved into the house down the street.
Two Towers by Jack Duks December 13, 2003

twotowels 

a guy who uses two towels, one for his tits and one for bottom half.
Randy is the twotowels of this world.
twotowels by gangster November 14, 2003
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026