One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
by Messhall May 26, 2018
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Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019
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When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.
by donionrings April 4, 2019
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