Skip to main content

Two Rivers

1. A small-ass Wisconsin town with a bunch of factories that went out of business, more bars than the population of the city, and always gets really windy and cold in the town, but somehow is still pretty cool to the locals. Also the apparent birthplace of the Ice Cream Sundae.

2. Also a town with people that think they are rednecks so it is dubbed the nicknames TRivers and TR.
Person1: Dude what you do last night?
Person2: I went to Two Rivers.
Person1: Why would you do that when Green Bay and Appleton are only an hour away from there?
Person2: I was wondering the same thing when I got there.
Person1: Hahaha. TRivers for ya.
by TRRaiders December 13, 2010
mugGet the Two Rivers mug.

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!
by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021
mugGet the Two Rivers mug.
Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate
Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....
by dweber79 July 5, 2010
mugGet the Two Rivers Grille Angry Pirate mug.

Two River Rule

After crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered "cheating" on your spouse and everybody is fair game.
If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect
by Dre' October 16, 2012
mugGet the Two River Rule mug.

Reverse Two in one

A sexual position carried out buy inserting your testicles into a girls vagina then in turn jerking it on her belly button.
last night i gave a girl another set of ovaries , im telling ya man , the Reverse Two in one fucking hurts
by Haprat January 24, 2011
mugGet the Reverse Two in one mug.

The Toriverse

"The Toriverse" is the dimension within the mind and soul where one experiences Tori Amos, where Tori Amos experiences take place. Including but not limited to the following.

Listening to Tori Amos music, thinking about Tori Amos, looking at Tori Amos pictures, writing about Tori Amos, going to a Tori Amos concert(s), downloading/uploading Tori Amos shows, taking part in a Tori Amos forum.
Dialog-

Person #1 - "When I listen to Tori Amos, its like entering into this incredibly blissful state of mind!"

Person #2 - "Yeah man, your in the Toriverse!"
by Grant S. December 9, 2008
mugGet the The Toriverse mug.

toriverse

The type of world where you can be bored suckling a pig. go ahead and google "Tori Piggy" images. The cultifying of Tori Amos and her ilk, when she's really just derivative of Kate Bush.
I had bought into enough of the quasi mystical language that goes along with that whole earth mother, jungian, esoteric self-masturbatory toriverse, that I even began to believe that I had a feminine side, rather than a set of emotions that didn't need women to define them. I could have saved myself the time and trouble by just paying for a dominatrix, but I'm not into leather. Do you have a minute....?
by castrato February 20, 2008
mugGet the toriverse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email