twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.

Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

by A kid named three November 20, 2016

twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.

Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.

by Pimpdaddymeg March 7, 2015