Twerpies

What you call getting a virus from an online service like twitter.

Damn! All I wanted to do was microblog, and I caught twerpies.

by betacat December 2, 2010

werpie twerpies

Refering to someone who is clearly not having fun.

"He didn't cruise out tonight cuz he was all werpies twerpies."

"Dude, stop being werpie twerpies and just take that shot."

by WerpieTwerpies May 4, 2010

Twerpess

The female version of twerp, a silly or annoying woman or girl.

I hate her, she’s a twerpess

by ladyfzesimp February 21, 2022

twerkies

-dancing,shaking your butt

You wannn go outt to da club?

hell yea all twerkies

by nerrddie kidddd April 30, 2009

twerpie

Someone whose borderline stupidity is such that they become more a sub-genus than a human.

Bill, a twerpie, was expected to injure himself tying his own shoe laces.

by rich8ch January 7, 2016

Twerpes

TTD (Twitter transmitted disease) contracted when you are followed by a Twitter whore.

I just got Twerpes from this Twitter whore who is following 40,000 other people.

by SB1 February 18, 2015

Twerpism

A term used to describe the petulant set of behaviors that an adolescent cat named Filbert (or Filiberto) engages in when prompted by a stimulus that does not cause otherwise “normal” cats to frenzy.

The petulant set of behaviors includes, but is not limited to: running atop of furniture and setting it haphazardly askew, pouncing on top of multiple cats (within a shared domicile) at the same time, and breaking up to 2 or more wine glasses.

“Why is he acting like?” “It’s called Twerpism, unfortunately it’s terminal.”

by anonymous June 7, 2025