tweakadactyl

a scrub who runs like a penguin

Everyone did fine in the drill except for tweakadactyl. He tripped and fell over the bags.

tweakadactyl by nighthawk4000 September 28, 2011

twackadactyl 

any flying species that attacks tweakers by surprise.

as he pumped gas in the car at night at a well lit gas station at night, the twackadactyl came out of nowhere and buzzed right by his face.

twackadactyl by smacklepuss July 22, 2010

Tweakerdactyl 

A meth addict that does things like yelling at people who aren't there, saying things that are completely fucked up. Tumbling out of recycling bins at 4:00 in the morning all sketchy like walking around completely out of their minds. Stealing ADT security lawn signs and threatening to beat people up with them.

Whoa a tweakerdactyl in their natural habitat.

Tweakerdactyl by Thelittlestmess September 16, 2019