Twat Tard 

A retarded person who represents the female vagina.

You hairy Twat Tard..Yea....Woop. 20.

Twat Tard by SeanOwnsj00 September 16, 2008

tardis twat 

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

tardis twat by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

TARDIS Twat 

A TARDIS Twat refers to a short and petite female who just happens to have an unusually wide and abnormally deep vaginal cavity. TARDIS TWAT can also refer specifically to the vagina itself.

The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.

"So I get her in the sack and start going at it, and I asked her 'Is it in yet?'. This TARDIS Twat was so big I couldn't even figure out if my pecker was in there. So I talked her into anal...which was much better."

TARDIS Twat by Eduardo D December 12, 2008

twattard 

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.

The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.

twattard by Maria June 20, 2004