Turtlerape

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

turtlepenie

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

turtleface

The nickname of the character Bizarro Quinn on the show "Sealab 2021", as given to him by Captain Murphy. Sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. Tends to say the word "Bizarro!" a lot.

"Bizarro, I love you, bizarro, I love you!"

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Turtlerake

A rake made of turtles, made to rake turtles, not to be confused with a turtlerape

I FOUND THE TREASURE BATMAN!!!!
HOLY SHIT GET THE TURTLERAKE

by GeraldMcpooshitty July 17, 2009

turtleface

turtleface your a chicken?

bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk, I laid an egg for you

by joe c August 27, 2004

turtlewaxer

(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker

by Stylee September 26, 2003

turtlemate

noun
like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents

Oh look I just got a poster from my turtlemate!

by polomate March 7, 2016