turtle tap 

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis

I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.

turtle tap by master of love May 20, 2004

Turtletaub 

Noun: A very intense moment, likened to a revelation or epiphany. A Turtletaub must be a surprise - there is no such thing as a pre-meditated "'taubing." Can be very emotional and require the use of tissues, TP, or other absorbent devices for salty discharges.

Pronunciation key: Tur-til Tob

When experiencing highly intense moments involving the senses (i.e. disgusting flatulence) it would not be uncommon to hear "I've been Turtletaubed!"

Turtletaub by A. Taub March 9, 2008

Turtlerape 

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

Turtlerape by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

turtletank 

a fat bitch

damn, mike was all up in that turtletank

turtletank by last nigga on earth August 3, 2010

turtletopination 

To run a nation on top of a turtle

Did you know that the native americans ran on a turtletopination infact they bilived that all land masses were giant turtles.

turtletopination by pandattack12 March 12, 2010