turtle tap

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis

I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.

by master of love May 20, 2004

Turtletaub

Noun: A very intense moment, likened to a revelation or epiphany. A Turtletaub must be a surprise - there is no such thing as a pre-meditated "'taubing." Can be very emotional and require the use of tissues, TP, or other absorbent devices for salty discharges.

Pronunciation key: Tur-til Tob

When experiencing highly intense moments involving the senses (i.e. disgusting flatulence) it would not be uncommon to hear "I've been Turtletaubed!"

by A. Taub March 9, 2008

Turtlerape

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

turtletank

a fat bitch

damn, mike was all up in that turtletank

by last nigga on earth August 3, 2010

turtletopination

To run a nation on top of a turtle

Did you know that the native americans ran on a turtletopination infact they bilived that all land masses were giant turtles.

by pandattack12 March 12, 2010