turtle cheese 

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

turtle cheese by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017

Cheese Turtle 

An uncircumcised micropenis with yellow smegma

"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"

Cheese Turtle by SouLLesS April 26, 2015