Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

by southp8627 July 31, 2010

turn two

taking a dump.

"Man, I knew we shouldn't have eaten at that Mexican joint. Imma go turn two in your bathroom."

by Shitschool August 27, 2009