Turkey Club Sandwich 

The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.

Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich

Turkey Club Sandwich by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 25, 2009