turdbird

A person who defecates in a toilet and leaves, without flushing, leaving a suprise for the next person to use the bathroom.

Jake left a gigantic piece of shit in the toilet and I called him a turdbird because he didnt have the courtesy to flush after he was done.

by Angela DiPerna July 17, 2007

Turd Bird

A "sculpture" sold in Stuckey's gas stations in the 1970s. The "bird" was composed of a dried piece of dung with toothpick legs, googly eyes, little feather wings and a plastic beak.

These "sculptures" stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words "turd bird" preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. Thus, if traveling through Montana, one could purchase a Montana Turd Bird, and when one reached Wyoming, one could stop at a Stuckey's and purchase a Wyoming Turd Bird. The poosibilities were endless.

I've been to all 48 contiguous states and I have a Turd Bird from every one of them to prove it.

I'm so depressed, I just found out they don't have Stuckey's in Hawaii. I so wanted a Hawaiian Turd Bird.

by Dave of the Dean December 16, 2008

turd bird

A simultaneously sincere and childish term of affection.

"Get going, turd bird."

by pass the mic. April 16, 2004

Turd bird

A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird

Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.

by andy1 June 5, 2005

Turd Bird

An infection caused from bacteria that enters the penis during anal sex.
i.e. Poop

"Dude! I hit that ass so hard, now I have Turd Bird!"

by Pinkman-Heisenberg January 17, 2014

turd bird

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

TurdBurd

A thing grandmas say to their grandsons.

"Oh you my lil TurdBurd"

by Mali656 November 27, 2017