turd muffler

A chick with such a big ass it creates silent but deadlies.

That aint ghetto, thats a fucking turd muffler its so big.

turd muffler by niodin March 10, 2008

Turkmufflery 

The art of carefully inserting a large frozen turkey up a woman vagina

Come here Jane, I want some Turkmufflery

Turkmufflery by James Hamilton March 29, 2004

Turkmufflery 

having more pubic hair than a turkey

wow she has turkmufflery

Turkmufflery by Paddy September 13, 2004