A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')
Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"
Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"
Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"
Person 2: "Yep, what you know"
Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "
Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"
Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"
Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"
Person 2: "Yep, what you know"
Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "
Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"
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"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."
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