A dog. Obscure origines possibly deriving from the propensity of dogs to cheerfully eat their own excrement.
"Joe-Bob's old turd hound came a-loping out from under the porch with this shit-eating grin on his face."
by J E Walker April 29, 2003
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Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.
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When your sitting on the toilet for atleast 20 minutes and it feels as if the biggest turd has came out of your rectum; when you get up to wipe there's nothing in the bowl.
After twenty minutes of sitting on the crapper Johnny got up to whip and comes to find nothing there but a Houdini Turd.
by Lueckmans November 8, 2009
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