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turd herd 

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.
Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.
turd herd by Justice April 22, 2005

Turd Herd 

Gay men - it's all about the turd chute
Kevin is a paid-up member of the turd herd!
Turd Herd by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

turd herd 

A group of people or kids who act like a complete shitheads.
these children are a turd herd.

Turd Herd 

a group of people dressed like turd
"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"
Turd Herd by soapsolo11103 February 5, 2013

Behind-the-herd turd

Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.
Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
Behind-the-herd turd by Salty Q August 8, 2009

herd turd 

Man my stomach hurt so much I had a herd turd
herd turd by Hooded tree August 11, 2017
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