turd handler 

for lack of better words, one who is a complete fucking douche bag.

"Jared ate the last piece of pizza." "That guy is a fucking turd handler."

turd handler by rob metzgar January 14, 2009

Turd Handler 

Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)

Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!

Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.

Turd Handler by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022