turd breath 

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.

Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.

turd breath by Randy February 27, 2005

breached turd 

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.

"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"

breached turd by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013