turd bomber 

A person that sits on a toilet and talks into his hand as if it were a cb radio and calls in an air strike right before spewing diarrhea out of his rectum like a fire hydrant that just got ran over by a crack head spews water.

Jack: Last night I was taking a shit and called in an air strike on a spider that fell in the toilet.
Jill: you're such a stupid turd bomber jack, get out of my vagina.

turd bomber by jackisblackandhasanasianpenis September 6, 2013

Acme Pad Turd Bomber (APTB) 

A game consisting of throwing 1 or 2 used (or unused) acme pads in the toilet and attempting to sink them to the bottom of the bowl by shitting on them. Aiming is allowed, and after a few tries you should begin to learn important butthole bombing skills. Though you can not use your hands or foreign objects to reposition the pads you are allow to create a current to move them by pissing on the inside of the bowl. This method is often difficult for women, if women actually play this game at all. Each sinked pad is worth 50 points and a major pride boost.

Guy 1: Guess what?!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I was playing Acme Pad Turd Bomber (APTB) earlier and I
lodged a pad between two pieces of shit!
Guy 2: Thats so awesome! Did you take a picture?
Guy 1: I was so proud I left it! Quick, lets go see it before
someone flushes it!

Acme Pad Turd Bomber (APTB) by JC Evans ('crete reaper) April 24, 2008

turd bombers 

A turd bomber is an incredibly ignorant asshole.

Someone who spews nothing but shit from their face.

To shit from one's mouth.

A slang term for miscer

guitar.com miscers are such turd bombers

turd bombers by suck my big beautiful balls baby April 23, 2004

turdbomber 

turds falling from the sky, someone who causes them too. A jerk who brings turds down on other people. A giant flaming turd shot from your butt at something, someone who does that.

Woah, he is a turdbomber!

turdbomber by bobby scratchitt April 26, 2006