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Turbo boner

When you get fully erect so fast that your dick falls off and you die.
I saw a porno where a guy had a turbo boner and died.
Turbo boner by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017

Turbo-Boner 

The state of having an erection induced by sexual interest or activity. Differentiated from a regular erection, a turbo-boner is usually described as being so erect that it causes some minor pain.
"Dude, when she bent over to pic up her book I got a turbo-boner."
Turbo-Boner by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025

turb0 b0ner 

such a gnar erection that nothing in the world can make it go away.tehc0ckz0r
Dude i can't get up...some one will see my turb0 b0ner.
turb0 b0ner by Chr1s LooHAN! October 4, 2005

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026