by Conanundrum667 July 12, 2022
In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
by Rionox March 2, 2023
A friendly reach around from the side that has been traced back to Nordic times to show respect toward your peers
Niki really liked her co-workers as friends but felt they deserved a little more than a hug to show her full apprection and gratitude for all they do for her. So she decided to gracefully lead them behind the plethora of boxes in the warehouse and side tugged the shit out of them!
by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019
I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.
by Timmy Neutron Squared January 18, 2016
by Lonestar3000 September 27, 2022
When you dip a pair of balls in a freshly cummed in asshole and drag the balls across a persons face slowly.
by BV927 May 26, 2019
Like the game of tug of war but, involving two men, a woman; with mutual hatred of the woman by the men resulting in a war of not pulling but the quite the opposite
Cody:I hate that girl so much. She is attractive but, so annoying!
Joe:I couldn't agree more.
Cody: Hate Tug of War?
Joe: Yes sir!
Joe:I couldn't agree more.
Cody: Hate Tug of War?
Joe: Yes sir!
by KrazyKastorff March 1, 2011