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Alaskan Tug 

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
Alaskan Tug by Rionox March 2, 2023
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Alaskan Nut Tug

An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.
Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."
Alaskan Nut Tug by Bill cosbo October 7, 2021

Alaskan Tugboat 

A form of foreplay;

(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.

(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.
She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.

AlaskanThugleNuts

Where you fart on a old or young man’s balls and Tip and scream Opa and get liquid shit on there cockstrix wal they look like a thug and wear a skimask outside riding it doggy on the snow
I just AlaskanThugleNuts On this guys cock bro “ -DUDE NO WAY I DID TO I AlaskanThugleNuts him in the anal fartHole