Unkown person(s) who sets the computer's homepage at longmeadow high school to tubgirl.com
Then, innocent computer users sign on to use the internet, when a disgusting picture of an obsese woman eating her own shit comes up on the screen. The victims try to close the horrible site, but can't stop cringing in fear.
Joe: We gotta do some research. Get over here
Bob: Whoa man! Watch yourself, last block someone went on this same computer and tubgirl popped up
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!