Milf's definitions

Les Jones

Person from Owosso who loves to eat peeps.

I am a homo and my name is Les Jones.

by Milf March 20, 2005

retail

The profession of most homosexual males. This implies that the individual's income and sophistication is limited. Working class gay.

I don't want to go out with him. He's retail. Everyone at this club is retail.

by milf December 4, 2004

tub girl bandet

Two Juniors, C.M. and G.A. believed to be the Tub Girl Bandits.

C.M. and G.A. love tubgirl.com

by Milf December 6, 2004

delaware

a place where theres nothing to do but sit around and watch tylers mom clean the house. growl!!!

i have to get my pleasure from delaware

by MILF September 1, 2003

Mexican Mudslide

When a girl sucks your dick, and shes between your legs and you have a case of tequila shits down her chest.

Pooooooooooooop Pooooooooooooooop Poooop

by Milf June 11, 2006

les jones

a walking hotcarl. loves large german men and periodically visits gay male sex clubs. currently resides in owosso where he has no friends or lover but his sister

hey my name is les jones do you have any peeps

by milf March 19, 2005