trumpet butt 

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

trumpet butt by funboxarcade November 16, 2013

Trumpet Butt 

When someone farts.

It’s a polite way to highlight someone’s flatulence.

(Someone farts). “Calm down trumpet butt”

Trumpet Butt by Sapio Peach August 2, 2022

butt trumpet 

Severus Snape

Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

::makes farting sounds::

butt trumpet by litchick48 July 27, 2010

Butt Trumpet 

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole

My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass

Butt Trumpet by Littlefuckfucker69 May 31, 2019

Butt trumpet 

Sound (farting) emitted from rectal area resembling that of the brass instrument.

My family has musical talent. Mother plays the BUTT TRUMPET every morning. Father is especially good playing the base.

Butt trumpet by rrrwethereyet June 13, 2011

butt trumpet 

thunderous flatulence

the butt trumpets heralded the arrival of the chocolate thunder god, Flatular!!

butt trumpet by dukey February 16, 2004

Butt trumpet 

A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.

"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."

Butt trumpet by Malcolm Nicoll April 17, 2006