2 definition by Malcolm Nicoll

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A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.

"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."

by Malcolm Nicoll March 18, 2006

Butt hook: A complete jerk. A highly unpleasant person. A real bastard.

" He not only ate all our food, he refused to pay for it. What a butt hook!"

by Malcolm Nicoll March 18, 2006