trump tower

A pile and/or stack of Russian prostitutes urinating on a fat, disgusting, rich asshole who has to tweet after completion.

Covfefe occurred after a particularly bigly Trump Tower.

by Megiano August 26, 2017

trump tower

A huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge boner
resembling the Trump Tower in new york.

My aerobics teacher is so kinky that she always gives me a trump tower- I can never finish my somersault goddamnit!!!!

by Hanz Vinkler August 21, 2007

Trump Tower

A 400 meter glass building in Chicago full of boats and hoes.

Alex: Wanna go to the Trump Tower?
Marty: Yes, sure.
Alex: SICK!!! Let's go hang with dem boats and hoes!

by Italia Marzioli October 22, 2016

Trump Tower

The projects: public housing in the USA.

He lives over in Trump Tower over in Brownsville.

by lorddarth May 18, 2017

Trump Tower

What every plane wants to be inside of

I can't wait until Trump Tower gets it's own 9/11

by The Goddamn King March 09, 2017

Trump Tower

This is when you take a (consensual) shit on someone's chest, sprinkle crushed cheetos on it and then shout "Its Yuge!"

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Ever since I trump towered my wife, she wont look me in the eye or let me around the kids anymore.

by L0rd Sithus December 21, 2018

Trump Tower

Noun : Used when someone has an a erection and it sticks out when you are wearing basketball/ work out shorts.

1) Damn , that girl gives me a Trump Tower

2) Guy 1 : Everyone I have recently learned that I'm gay

Guy 2 : How do you know this ?

Guy 1 : I got a Trump Tower inside the Chicago Trump tower when I saw Donald Trump in the elevator

Guy 2 : Same except with Adam West

3) Son : Mom please buy me the new LOZ ( Legend of Zelda ) game , Zeld gives me a Trump Tower

Mother : What the fuck , hell no im sending you back to the adoption agency

Son : I'm adopted?

Adam West : ( pops out ) Bet ya didn't see that coming

by MahaloFam April 18, 2018