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tragitainment 

The type of TV show that presents unfortunate mishaps, accidents and disasters as entertainment. Tragedy + entertainment= tragitainment.
TV shows such as 'What Went Wrong?', 'When Weather Goes Bad', 'Pet Rescue', 'Air Crash Investigation'. And so on. Tragitainment tells the tragic tale of boy swept away by flood, airshow crash spectators incinerated, NASCAR driver baked to crisp in horror smash etc.
tragitainment by Mark Carr May 18, 2006
Trigity loves to make fun of you for things EVERYONE does like cough or laugh at memes. She will spam you for hours with stupid memes that you love. She has the worst sense of humor that nobody but the famiLITa understands. We love trigity she is the best unicorn😉
TRIGITY THATS NOT FUNNY THAT JUST DEPRESSING.
Trigity by Yuhyuhimmagod June 25, 2019

trigital 

the next logical progression of computing. utilizing advanced "trinary code," the typical 0s and 1s are augmented with the technological breakthrough of 2s, resulting in processing and data storage that is 33% better!

theory: if 0 = off and 1 = on, then 2 = maybe both!
"wow thats a sweet looking trigital camera you got there."
"got it off ebay for $300i."
"shit. trigital cameras are so high-tech, their price is an imaginary number..."

"my trigital computer kicks ass, i can send email back in time to myself!"
trigital by Matt Youngblood February 10, 2007

tragitourist 

1. Someone who visits the scene of a tragedy, like a natural disaster, humanitarian catastrophe, or a warcrime, as if it were a tourist attraction and/or for the photo op.

2. Someone who volunteers as an aid worker at the scene of such a tragedy out of morbid curiosity, a desire to feel heroic, or in order to be able to brag about it, rather than to offer real, skilled humanitarian relief.

3. Well-meaning volunteers who come to perform aid work during humanitarian disasters, but who are not qualified to do so and get in the way of professional medical aid workers, engineers, food aid administrators, and other experienced personnel, often accidentally hindering or undoing the professionals' aid work in order to feel useful.
On the way to deliver much-needed tents and tarps to Port-au-Prince after the earthquake in Haiti, the aid truck could not pass the roadblock at the border between Haiti and the Dominican Republic because the border officials there were swamped with hordes of tragitourists trying to obtain entry visas and asking which hotels to stay in.

Tragittarius 

An astrological sign which causes tragic things to occur to the person. A Tragittarius' horoscope will tell them negative things every day.
Jim: Hey, do you want to go out to the movies today?

Bob: No, I cannot, for my horoscope tells me not to go outside today.

Jim: How about next week?

Bob: I am a Tragittarius. My horoscope always says that I will have a bad day.
Tragittarius by Grebnesie November 20, 2012
A cell phone repair company where the owner says if he told us what trigits means, he would have to kill us.
Q: "What does trigits mean?"

A: "If I told you, I would have to kill you."
trigits by Triglet June 19, 2016