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I can't have coffee, it gives me the trotts
trotts by Avid7CA January 6, 2008
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the british version of the runs. In britain they do not run , they trott, so it is called the trotts.
person one:oh man, that girls got the runs.
person two: no, that's the trotts. we're in britain remember?
trotts by smarko613 January 11, 2009
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rich trotts 

The high speed, high temperature, low viscosity diarhea that hits hard, fast, and often without warning. May be brought on by eating too much spicy, greasy, food. Often occurs at inopportune moments such as funerals, long road trips, and when stuck on busses.
Oh my! I had five of those fried burritos yesterday afternoon and it totally gave me the rich trotts!
rich trotts by skellyskellerton June 26, 2008

rich trotts 

What happens in the morning after eating a pound of whipped cream or halloween candy served by a skeleton. Often comes in spurts, spats, and squarts. Turds of low viscosity that often stick to the bottom of the toilet seat.
Jesus, after eating all of that halloween candy we got from that lady dressed up as a skeleton, I had the rich trotts this morning! My asshole hurts!
rich trotts by localkine June 9, 2008

rich trotts 

The moment you're on the toilet and pass a phantom turd, and just as you go to wipe your ass you shit like crazy all over your hand. A surprise diarrhea wonderland, usually caused if you haven't eaten in weeks and suddenly decide to eat something small, then BLAM...Rich Trotts.
That is the last time I ever eat again, that peanut gave me the rich trotts last night! My hands ain't gonna smell right for days!
rich trotts by Dr. Brownxxx August 22, 2008

Trotty trotts

n/ 1.A more Elaborate term for Diarrhea. 2. having the shits or the squirts.
"Stevo has the Trotty trotts so bad, he shit his pants while beding over to get his shoes."
Trotty trotts by Kat Sugi April 25, 2006

craig trotts 

really good at madden. loves to eat chips. loves the seahawks
craig trotts is really hot
craig trotts by locostacos56 August 2, 2018
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